![]() ![]() ![]() Or at least I was, until some jerk had the audacity to turn me into a vampire. I’ve got my dream job as the head of marketing, and I’ve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I can rock stilettos like they’re a pair of Nike joggers. If Tinder were an Olympic sport, I’d take home the gold. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. ![]() I treat eating pancakes on patios like it’s a personality trait.īrunch is my jam. ![]()
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